Saturday, September 5, 2009
Please meet the lovely Denise Woodage. Denise had the recent misfortune of being victimized by the sight of her neighbor, Paul Darlow, who enjoyed gardening and pleasuring himself in his backyard wearing nothing except for a pair of boots.
The 54-year-old Mrs. Woodage, who does not work, first saw the 53-year-old Darlow flashing his boy toys back in March 2008. She complained to police and they installed a CCTV. In November 2008, Darlow was captured on film exposing himself yet again and he was promptly arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
Darlow went to trial and was convicted of indecent exposure with intent to cause alarm or distress and will be jailed for six weeks.
But nothing compares to the trauma caused to poor Denise Woodage who now takes anti-depressants and who told the press:
“I didn’t even know his name when I first saw him but I was horrified. I couldn’t believe it. He looks younger than he is and he was well-endowed and really hairy. It has put me off men.”
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