Palin Autographed Xbox on eBay for $1.1 Million

Thursday, August 6, 2009


Please make it stop. Seriously. I held onto to hope that with her resignation as Alaska governor, the Caribou Barbie might actually disappear forever and become a minor footnote in a political science books but alas, the saga that is Sarah Palin just gets more bizarre with each passing day.

From the Alaska Daily News:

An Xbox 360 video game console signed by outgoing Gov. Palin at the Wasilla Governor’s Picnic has been listed on the auction site eBay for a whopping opening bid of $1.1 million. “You can own this … one-of-a-kind item before her expected run for president of the United States of America in 2012,” says the seller. The listing says the game will be sent to the buyer from the farming town of Vimy in the Canadian province of Alberta.

The only thing that would make a Sarah Palin autographed XBox worth $1.1 million dollars is if she placed a notarized letter inside which reveals the true identity of Trig’s parents.

Editor Update: Whoopsie. It looks like eBay has an ethics issue with this bizarre listing, having removed it with the following message:

This listing (300335581705) has been removed, or this item is not available.

Oh well. Don’t despair eBay. Le Palin has something like 21 ethics violations lodged against her. You’re in good company!

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13 Responses to Palin Autographed Xbox on eBay for $1.1 Million

  1. Dmitris says:

    No fucking way? Someone listed this Xbox for $1.1 Million and there’s a bidder? You know what I think? It’s a scam. Palin needs coin so she has bogus eBay account set up and she’s selling it and will pocket the winning bid. Isn’t she buying MILF land in Montana to escape to? Ranch land is costly.

  2. JollyRoger says:

    No way anybody would bid 1/100th of this for a white trash signature.

    Incidentally, I remember reading awhile back that the c__t doesn’t even sign the letters she sends out as responses. The article featured pics of her known signature as compared with the signature on the letters she sends to fans and constituents. There was really no comparison.

  3. Woodcliffe says:

    I think Dmitris is onto something.

    This reeks of a Palinesque scam designed to net this crazy broad a serious payday. Now that she’s no longer governor, there’s no money coming in and last I read she’s facing $500,000 in legal bills.

    Someone needs to bring home the bacon.

  4. An AfroGuy in Brooklyn says:

    The only thing that would make a Sarah Palin autographed XBox worth $1.1 million dollars is if she placed a notarized letter inside which reveals the true identity of Trig’s parents.

    Careful. Palin might sue you for even asking! 🙂

  5. lea-lea says:

    How do you manage to unearth these nuggets?

    $1.1 mill for McCandy’s signature?

    If this bid is legit then there’s no hope left for humanity.

  6. Estacada says:

    I blame Todd. I’m sure he told her,

    “Sarah, surely you don’t think I’m going back to those filthy oil platforms? Now get off your ass and raise money. Winter’s coming and I want a new snowmobile.”

    Girlfriend had to do something.

  7. bradfrmphnx says:

    If Palin’s tits and ass came with it, you couldn’t pay me 1.1 million dollars to take it.

  8. Why would she sign a X-box? That makes absolutely no sense.

  9. Conejo1982 says:

    Why would she sign a X-box?

    Because she has shit for brains?

  10. fairlane says:

    Are you sure she didn’t sign her “SeX-Box?”

    That would make more sense.

  11. R.J. says:

    I wonder if NRO’s Rich Lowry will bid on that?

  12. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    Ya’ think it’s a listing error?

    Like $1,100,000 was intended to be $1,100? I mean no one in their right mind would buy an Xbox with Sarah Palin’s scribble on it for that much coin.

    I don’t care of it included a year’s worth of blowjobs.

  13. ziyena says:

    Ding Dong … the witch is almost dead

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