Sarah and Todd Palin are Splitsville

Saturday, August 1, 2009


AlaskaReport has learned this morning that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her lay-about husband, Todd Palin, will divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.

The Palins did not speak to each other at last Sunday’s resignation picnic and Sarah has since removed her wedding ring. The stress from the affairs is cited as the cause of Sarah’s resignation and not the 20+ ethics violations filed against her as many bloggers have reported.

Sarah recently purchased land in Montana and is considering moving what’s left of her family there. Sources say Sarah recently inked a book deal reportedly worth $11 million.

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28 Responses to Sarah and Todd Palin are Splitsville

  1. Aunt Peg says:

    The Palins are like an episode of ‘As the World Turns.’

    Endless drama. No resolutions and always, always entertaining. Like watching a car crash.

  2. DMason says:

    Miss Family Values Palin a divorcee? No! The religious right won’t like this one damned bit!

  3. Woodcliffe says:

    Well, well, well, it looks like Christopher was correct again when he posted throughout last summer that the Palin’s marriage was in trouble and a public relations construct designed to showcase the former Alaska governor as the model of Christian family values.

    I remember outraged Palin’s female supporters accusing us of being “sexist” and “misogynists” for even daring to discuss the rumors of that their marriage was on the rocks.

    Where are Sarah’s supporters now? Crickets, I tell you, crickets.

  4. retahyajyajav says:

    I remember reading in the tabloids that both Todd and Sarah fucked everything in the state of Alaska during their marriage.

    No wonder their union didn’t last.

  5. R.J. says:

    I’m with Woodcliffe on this one. Where are her supporters?

  6. Russ Weiss says:

    Damn, Charlie Crist should’ve waited! Sarah would be a more influential “beard” for him.

  7. Big Hank says:

    Typical, cardcarrying Republican.

    She moralistically tells everyone else what to do, lies about her own life and then turns neighbor fucker. What a hypocrite.

  8. Prairiedog says:

    Don’t forget. Sarah has a gay uncle who live with his partner in Anchorage.

    She has no trouble denying him equal rights and denying him and his spouse the smallest crumbs under Alaska law — all in the name of God and the Bible.

    But she’s off screwing everything in Levi 501’s?

  9. lea-lea says:

    Where are all the legions of Sarah’s fangirls who functioned as Palin bots last summer to push back against her critics?

    Caught off guard, girls??? 🙂

  10. Harry says:

    Who said August is the slowest month of the year for the blogosphere? The Palins are just like the Clintons. Endless drama.

  11. Brigadoon says:

    That is freakin’ hoot!

  12. A good old fashioned supporter of traditional values my ass. A hypocrite by any other name…

  13. The remarkable thing to me about this story is, the total and complete absence of troll response.

    Usually, when I write a blog piece where the topic is racist cops, gay marriage or Sarah Palin, the trolls spill forth like water pouring from an open spigot.

    As Woodcliffe asked, where are Sarah’s supporters now? Didn’t they pay their ISP bill?

  14. this whole resignation hads more than met the eye – but somehow i bet as kaput as the palins are – they wont divorce – she is too ambitious

  15. Abby Peripatetic says:

    Saw your piece on Salon regarding the Palin split and ventured here to comment.

    Yes, I admit I was initially thrilled when McCain put Sarah Palin on the ticket. Despite the fact they are Republicans and I am a political independent. As a woman who votes, I am sorely aware that 51% of this country is female yet how many woman have we had on national tickets at this level in politics?

    But, it quickly became clear that Gov. Palin is an idiot whose ambitions far outweigh her talent and intelligence. Her anti-choice views and Young Earth religious beliefs were frightening to me.

    Perhaps, next time, in 2012, we will see a credible female at the top of the presidential ticket who cares about the country and the American people and not just about fame and riches?

  16. bradfrmphnx says:

    I wonder if she hollers “Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,” during the throes of screwing around on her family values wedding with Todd? Eleven million dollars? If anyone buys a copy they are desperate for a load of crap (okay, or humor). Let me save you the money…

    “I am Sarah Palin. The troops are brave so don’t lie. Some of the press is out to get me. Only dead fish go with the flow. As a point guard I will always go for the fast break. Show me the open door God. The capitol of China is Chinatown.”

  17. Well, her peeps denied it on her Facebook page but in celeb-land (where it is obvious she wants to dwell) divorce talk circulates in the rumor mill for a while before both sides cop to the facts.

    Governing and lay-about hubbies get in the way of the yapping head circuit and possible job opportunities on FOX. She can always negate the divorce taint by crying a bit and confessing the “sin” on one of those religious talk shows.

  18. Score one for family values. Huzzah!!!

  19. Fran says:

    My condolences to the entire State of Montana.

  20. Stephan Iversonn says:

    There’s a poll cited by everyone from Bill Maher to Bill O’Reilly (I can’t recall the polling organization) which asked Republicans:

    “What job would you like to see for Sarah Palin?”

    A majority of the Republicans answered:


    You can’t make this stuff up. Republicans are a group of Americans who sit and watch time and the nation pass them by. They’re stuck in 1950.


  21. Russ Weiss says:

    Stephan, that was a Fox News poll and can be found here

    Q: What do you think is the best job for Sarah Palin now that she has resigned as governor of Alaska?

    voters Dem Rep Ind
    Homemaker 32 45 18 34
    Television Talk
    Show Host 17 21 14 15
    Vice President 14 4 27 11
    College Professor 10 12 7 8
    President 6 2 12 4
    (Other) 13 10 12 21
    (Don’t know) 8 6 10 8

    Source: Fox News poll, July 21-22; +/-3.

  22. Walk on Socks says:

    Homemaker? FOFLMAO!

    More like whoremaker. I really wish the media would stop giving this noncom attention. Palin is an idiot, a college hopper and a failed governor.

    Please, Sarah: GO AWAY NOW.

  23. VicoDANIEL says:

    That picture! ROFL!

    No telling who or what the doc may encounter looking back at him.

  24. No Nonsense says:

    Damn Christopher… how and where do you uncover these juicy tidbits? Amazing!

  25. Fran says:

    OOH! This just in~ Palin’s lawyer sent a nasty threat to sue Alaska blogger Immoral Minority for saying Palin was headed for divorce.

  26. Gryphen says:

    Hey Chris,
    Thanks for your words of support.

    I really appreciate them.

  27. KayInMaine says:

    You can bet your sweet bippy ole Sarah will BE divorced when she makes the millions from her book deal, because really, why the hell would she want to share the money with her Lame Duck? LOL

  28. KayInMaine says:

    And Christopher……….LOVE THE PHOTO! Hysterical! 😆

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