“Earthers” Accuse Obama of Being an Extraterrestrial

Thursday, July 30, 2009


Move over Birthers. There’s a new conspiracy involving President Barack Obama and this one is otherworldly. We’re well aware that Mr. Obama has been dogged by rumors that he was not born in Hawaii, but in Mombasa, Kenya. Attempts to quash the rumor by putting a copy of his birth certificate online have not stopped Lou Dobbs, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh, who consider it to be a forgery.

However, a new group of theorists now claim President Obama wasn’t just born outside of America, but outside of Earth’s orbit. The “Earthers,” as they are known, claim to have proof that Mr. Obama is an alien from outer space who was sent here to destroy the country and the planet.

This blog entry is a work of SATIRE and should not be taken seriously. Of course, neither should the Birthers.

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11 Responses to “Earthers” Accuse Obama of Being an Extraterrestrial

  1. DMason says:

    Alpha Centauri. Obama’s from the 4th planet in the Alpha Centauri solar system. He’s been recorded on the record admitting this. Once the American people learn the truth, we will be flung into a constitutional crisis not seen before.

  2. Peace Nick says:

    I wonder how long it will be until someone rushes in and posts this is a satirical piece despite the fact you said as much in the last paragraph?

    Just like the Jenny Sanford piece you wrote, I remember people wasted no time posting ad nauseaum how the piece was satire and not real and Jenny would never say those things in real life.

  3. okjimm says:

    Break me up. Of course, he did live in Illinois…. I kinda think of that as a different planet.

  4. Harry says:

    No, no, no, David. Not Alpha Centauran. I think Obama is a Vulcan. Note the ears.

  5. Mauigirl says:

    Definitely go with Vulcan – it’s how he keeps calm with all the ridiculous rumors and accusations being cast on him!

  6. ahrcanum says:

    Maybe from under the moon surface since no one’s been there for awhile.

  7. libhomo says:

    I agree with the Vulcan theorists.

  8. Rachel says:

    Voltran from Vulcan! 🙂

  9. bradfrmphnx says:

    Well…if he is a Vulcan. Then he needs to mind meld with Limbaugh, Beck, Colter, and Dobbs, so he can tell us what the heck planet they are from. We already know Palin is from the country of Alaska. Or is it a continent?

  10. anonymous says:

    All hail president Kang!

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