Zell Miller Recommends “Gorilla Glue” to Keep Obama Home

Friday, July 17, 2009

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Former Georgia governor and senator, Zell Miller blasted President Obama in a speech to lawmakers Thursday playing the worst, imaginable race card possible: he suggested the president is a gorilla.

Speaking in Atlanta, GA, Miller, a 76-year-old white Southerner with history of bitchy retorts, railed against Mr. Obama’s recent trips to Europe, the Middle East and Mexico.

From the AP:

“Our globe-trotting president needs to stop and take a break and quit gallivanting around,” Miller said, adding White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel needs to put “Gorilla Glue” on his chair to keep him in the Oval Office.

Not funny, Zell. Not funny at all. You best be issuing a formal apology to President Obama or I may be forced to reveal the name and phone number of your Klan seamstress.

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13 Responses to Zell Miller Recommends “Gorilla Glue” to Keep Obama Home

  1. Brigadoon says:

    No he didn’t? No, he damned well didn’t? Zell Miller is one lucky racist because if he were in California, I would getting ready to whop his ass. Damn son-of-a-bitch.

  2. lea-lea says:

    I’m just looking forward to the day when all these old southern scalawags shrivel up and die.

    The world has changed and there’s no place in it for shitbirds like Zell Miller.

  3. Woodcliffe says:

    May I officially nominate Zell Miller as the “Douche of the Year?”

    Not cool.
    Not funny.
    Not appropriate.

    Racism is so, oh I don’t know….., maybe 1999?

  4. I cannot believe that people like this are in office, much less exist!

  5. stradella says:

    Old boy is still around?

    I’m just sure he longs for the days of the plantation when dutiful slave girls brought him his afternoon tea and gently fanned his fat ass and swatted the flies off him.

  6. JollyRoger says:

    Zell Miller is a shitbag, but he’s not even an unusual one. The land of cotton is a bastion of Klanservatism, from one end to the other. Dixie may be in the year 2009, but in the minds of those great southern “Christian” Rushpublicans, it’s still 1859.

    The Federales should have banned that damned flag, like the Germans did the swastika.

  7. libhomo says:

    Miller is determined to show how crazy he is. The voices in his head must be very happy with him now.

  8. bradfrmphnx says:

    I don’t know what I can add…except maybe to say that douchebags and douchebaggettes seem to be popping up everyday inside of the GOP. From C-Street to Alaska, and all bases in between, they seem to be trying to see who can make the most off the wall statement,who can sound the most ludicrous, and who can be the most hypocritical.

  9. Fran says:

    Ol’ Zell can go to hell. He deserves to be a card carrying Repug.

  10. what post-racial society. between zell and pat this country is showing that racism is alive and well and looking to expand

  11. TOM339 says:

    I’d like to float a line of Gorilla Glue on Zell’s upper and lower lip and tape his jaw shut until it hardens.

    Maybe then he would STFU and we wouldn’t be subjected to his idiocy any longer?

    What is it about the south that mints people like this?

  12. Hell with zipping his lips, glue his feet to a museum display with a Will Blab For Donations sign around his neck. Always important to know your country’s yokel past. Er, present. Er, future.

  13. I don’t think the point of this comment was necessarily to call Obama a gorilla, but the old man shoulda used his head.

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