Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Remember defrocked Ted Haggard? The gay evangelical minister who was busted having meth-fueled sex with a male prostitute?
Well, it turns out Ole’ Ted is a true, red-blooded American, hetero man after all.
He’s all a Twitter over the summer fun, like days spent on the hammock and American Idol cutie Kris Allen!
Here’s a few of Haggard’s tweets:
• Just read new posting at maxgrace.com while Gayle is listening to Kris Allen’s incredible performance last week ONE MORE TIME.
• Pool open, yard mowed, sprinklers on, hammocks out, yard and pool furniture out of the barn. Now we’re ready for summer!
• Denver Nuggets Yes! Kris Allen Yes! Sweet!
Sweet indeed, Ted! But personally, I’m an Adam Lambert fan.
From the Left 
You just know Ted pleasures himself looking at Kris Allen singing on You Tube while wifey sells her Tupperware to help the family make ends meet. Too funny.
Christopher – How do you always manage to unearth this stuff?
Ted Haggard on Twitter and his fascination with Kris Allen? ROFLMAO! I guess the “cure” didn’t quite take.
I thought I saw Haggard in the audience last night!
I can’t say I know any middle aged, straight, married men who say things like, “Kris Allen, SWEET!.” I think this means Ted has earned another 100 smacks of his Bible. Beat that gay demon right out of him!
Ted Haggard probably has to pay his wife for sex.
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Can someone tell me how is it that Ted Haggard, a defrocked and disgraced former evangelical minister, has the income to lounge around the pool and take naps on the hammock, while the rest of us poor fucks have to go to work each day? I must be in the wrong line of work.
Rachel,
According to Wikipedia, Haggard and wife, are living off donations people still sen them.
Also, news reports say his reported income in 2006 was $115,000 for the 10 months he worked and also received an $85,000 anniversary bonus shortly before the scandal broke. After the scandal broke, the board of trustees of New Life Church agreed to give him a $138,000 severance.
Additionally, the Haggards have a home in Colorado Springs, Colorado that is valued at more than $700,000 and Haggard still receives royalties from books he has authored.
I agree, we’re all in the wrong line of work.
vicodaniel1987@yahoo.com
I wish Ted Haggard would move to Florida. Just knowing he’s 80 miles away is too much for me.
I wonder how many times Ted voted for Kris?
I’m so good at ignoring American Idol that I’m not sure if Kris is male or femail.
Haggard’s still yapping about Kris Allen. His latest tweet: “Prediction: Kris wins.” Now, unless you’re a 12 or 14 year old or a gay man, no cares about AI. Methinks the cure didn’t take, Teddy!
Can’t wait to see who Ted blame tomorrow if Adam Lambert wins. Oooooh, the scary homo. It’s the work of Satan!!