McCain’s Lunatic Brother Calls 911 About Bad Traffic

Friday, October 24, 2008

John isn’t the only member of the McCain clan that has anger management issues. McCain’s lunatic brother, Joe, actually called 911 earlier this week to bitch because he was stuck in traffic.

Operator: 911 state your emergency

Caller: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Caller: “Fuck you.” (caller hangs up)

The operator called back and received this message: “Hi this is Joe McCain I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very (inaudible) important political project. I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.”

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7 Responses to McCain’s Lunatic Brother Calls 911 About Bad Traffic

  1. Estacada says:

    I thought John McCain was angry because he has PTSD and suffers from depression.

    Apparently, it’s a genetic, family malady.

  2. If this doesn’t encapsulate the “I’m the only one who matters” wingnut worldview, I don’t know what does.

  3. dirti boi says:

    Remember when Cindy Lou was wearing a cast on her arm? I never heard a credible explanation for what happened to her? Call me paranoid but I immediately thought John knocked her down and she broke her arm.

  4. JollyRoger says:

    Something tells me there was a whole lot of whuppings in the McKeating household when Johnny and Joey was young’uns…

  5. Jim says:

    John and his brother. Two peas in a pod…

  6. Fran says:

    John needs to hook his brother up with Cindy Lou, get him some meds, to make the inner voices stop taunting him.

    Elitist royalty should not have to deal with traffic jams!

  7. Maithri says:

    They make me laugh 😉

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