McCain Owns 13 Cars, Obama 1

Sunday, September 21, 2008

When you have seven homes, that’s a lot of garages to fill. And, the McCains — John and Cindy Lou, have made sure their garages are full.

According to DMV records obtained by NEWSWEEK, John and Cindy Lou own 13 cars.

McCain’s personal ride, is a 2004 Cadillac CTS. The rest of the McCain fleet includes a 2005 Volkswagen convertible; a 2001 Honda sedan; a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup truck which might come in handy on the Sedona ranch; a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep; a 2008 Jeep Wrangler; a 2000 Lincoln; and a 2001 GMC SUV.

The McCains also own three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities.

Cindy Lou’s ride is a Lexus with personalized plates that read MS BUD.

Which brings us to Barack Obama. The Illinois democrat — who McCain calls an “elitist,” owns one car with his wife, Michelle. The Obama’s ride is a 2008 Ford Escape hybrid.

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19 Responses to McCain Owns 13 Cars, Obama 1

  1. Arizona Leatherneck says:

    John McCain: 7 homes.
    Barack Obama: 1 home.

    John McCain: 13 cars.
    Barack Obama: 1 car.

    John McCain: Cessna Citation.
    Barack Obama: American Airlines.

    John McCain must think we’re awfully stupid to believe anything he says. Like Obama being an elitist. He needs to shut the fuck up.

  2. Estacada says:

    I haven’t owned 13 cars in my entire life.

    I had a GTO in high school. I sold it when I went away to college. I bought a Honda Civic a few years out of college (I was tired of public transport), then 2 years ago, I bought a Toyota Corolla.

    So that’s three cars in 10 years. I guess I’m not doing as well as McCain.

  3. Ypsilanti says:

    McCain is a soulless bastard.

    He returned from Vietnam and immediately dumped his disabled wife because she no longer looked the part of a senator’s wife — his plan, the moment he returned to the USA.

    So he found a mealticket and started screwing her behind his wife’s back. Cindy McCain paved the road with gold so her beloved could crawl out of obscurity and make his way to Washington DC.

    McCain is a pig. A filthy scoundrel and the Gods have punished him for his two-faced personality by striking him down with cancer.

    As far as the plates on Cindy’s Lexus saying “MS BUD,” they should say, “MS OXYCOTIN.”

  4. Harry says:

    Why does anyone need 13 cars? If I won the lottery I can’t envision buying 13 cars. Two, maybe but not 13. The McCains are like Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos.

  5. kellybelle says:

    LOL, is her name really Cindy Lou?

  6. Conejo1982 says:

    I think they actually have more like 9 houses.

    The McCains have so many houses that Keating Five John can’t even recall the exact number. If you really need to know, he’ll have “my staff get back to you with the exact number!” 🙂

  7. R.J. Lebeau says:

    I’ve owned four cars and one motorcycle in twenty years.

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned about this campaign, it’s that when someone loaded with money calls me an elitist, it’s codespeak for “uppity”.

  8. Rachel says:

    I always thought the Old Coot’s ride was Cindy?

  9. Sasha in MN says:

    Don’t they have like 23 pets? Does he even know all their names, ever picked up their shit and who takes care of them all?
    His motto should be “Excess First”, not “Country First”.

  10. But Obama drives a hybrid! That is not a car of the people. He is elitist! Ha!

  11. mccain is a douchebag on so many levels i cant even count them

  12. lillietoo says:

    This latest revelation regarding John McCain only further supports the fact that his own statements and behavior provide the best rationale for not voting for him.
    Please also see “John McCain, In His Own Words,” “Meet John McCain, Part I,” and “The Significance of John McCain’s Statements” at
    Vote for Real Change

  13. Adirondacky says:

    McCain is always shrieking about how he owns “American cars.” I didn’t know Volkswagen and Honda were American cars? Frankly, I don’t give a rat’s ass what he drives but since he made such a point to suggesting he’s more patriotic than anyone else because his choice of car is the “red, white and blue,” I think it deserves a mention here.

  14. taco says:

    Cindy Lou’s ride is a Lexus with personalized plates that read MS BUD.

    Not ‘MS BOTOX?’

    Huh? Who knew?

  15. Fran says:

    Ah Ha! No wonder he’s so hellbent on drilling for oil.

  16. JollyRoger says:

    Yes, but does Johnny KNOW how many cars he owns? 🙂

  17. mbmdl says:

    Ypsilanti hit the Coot on the head! Any man who would hang his wife out to dry because she had a car accident and became disabled isn’t a man. He’s a worm.

  18. Jim says:

    The McCain/Bushes make me want to PUKE.
    Wretched excess.

  19. Elvis Lives says:

    Americans, at least conservative Americans, love to elect uber-rich elitists like McCain and his 13 cars and 9 houses.

    For a nation that supposedly rejects elitism, we sure embrace it when it comes to our presidents.

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