Category Archives: Rich Bitches

Sarah Palin Gets Pelted with a Tomato in Minneapolis

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009 Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin felt the love Monday during an appearance at the Mall of America, in the Minneapolis suburb of Bloomington, when a man hurled a tomato from the second level balcony at her. … Continue reading →

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Martha Stewart on Sarah Palin: “boring,” “confused,” “a dangerous person”

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Sunday, November 22, 2009 Martha Stewart was asked by CNN why Sarah Palin is such a polarizing figure and the original domestic Diva went all gangsta’ on the reporter. M-Wart called Palin “boring,” “confused,” “a dangerous person,” and a “real … Continue reading →

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Sarah Parasite

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Saturday, November 21, 2009 Sarah Palin’s future literary presidential career hit a major road bump yesterday in Noblesville, Indiana when the local Borders Books handed out 1,000 wristbands to fans of the former Alaska governor for a spot online to … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin Can be Had for $9

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 If you longed to own a piece of Sarah Palin then this story is for you. Palin’s brand new autobiography Going Rogue has been discounted a whopping 69% even before the book arrives in stores. Palin, … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin’s Sperminator Quits His Day Job

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Saturday, October 3, 2009 Sarah Palin’s sperminator, AKA, Todd Palin, won’t be pulling a shift on Alaska’s frozen North Slope this winter. The husband of the former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate quit his day job with BP, the energy … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin: Blithering Idiot?

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 The GOP’s favorite college hopper, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is raking in the dough. After all, someone in the Palin household needs to bring in the coin. Hubby Todd Palin spends his days leisurely fishing … Continue reading →

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Palin Autographed Xbox on eBay for $1.1 Million

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 Please make it stop. Seriously. I held onto to hope that with her resignation as Alaska governor, the Caribou Barbie might actually disappear forever and become a minor footnote in a political science books but alas, … Continue reading →

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Sarah and Todd Palin are Splitsville

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Saturday, August 1, 2009 AlaskaReport has learned this morning that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her lay-about husband, Todd Palin, will divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news. The Palins did not speak to each … Continue reading →

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Political Activist Files 19th Ethics Complaint Against Palin

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Saturday, July 11, 2009 Ethics complaints against Sarah Palin are piling up faster than Mark Sanford’s mistresses. No wonder Nanook of the North had to resign as governor. The newest ethics complaint was brought by independent political activist Ray Ward … Continue reading →

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Whack-Job Palin Blames Obama for Her Troubles

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 Nanook of the North, AKA, Sarah Palin, just keeps topping herself. According to Jay Newton-Small, who interviewed soon-to-be-ex Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for this week’s Time magazine, the Palin camp vehemently blames Barack Obama for her … Continue reading →

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Most Americans Wouldn’t Vote for Palin for President

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 The top three theories on why Sarah Palin resigned as Alaska governor come down to: 1. she wants to focus on a possible 2012 presidential run 2. she and Todd are the focus of a Federal … Continue reading →

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Another Ethics Complaint Against Palin

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 Governor Sarah Palin may be resigning from her job, but this hasn’t stopped the flow of ethics violations of the Alaska Executive Ethics Act against the governor. Zane Henning, a conservative government watchdog from the governor’s … Continue reading →

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FOX’s Liz Trotta: Palin is “Inarticulate and Undereducated”

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Monday, July 6, 2009 Ever since Sarah Palin abandoned her constituents and announced she was resigning as Alaska’s governor, things have gone from bad to worse for the former beauty queen. Fox News’ very own resident shrew, Liz Trotta slammed … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin’s Lawyer: Kiss My Client’s Ass or Else

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 Good morning. I trust you had a safe and enjoyable great Independence Day. I planned to take one day off from blogging today but when this story was sent to me by one of my eagle … Continue reading →

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She’s a Runnin’ Fool

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Friday, July 3, 2009 “It doesn’t matter your background, your demographics, your race, your political affiliation, it’s such a uniting, healthy, fun, awesome activity. It cracks me up going to some running event and seeing some dude who campaigned so … Continue reading →

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South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford Blames Gay Marriage for Her Failed Marriage

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 Jilted South Carolina First Lady Jenny Sanford blamed gay marriage for the reason her marriage to South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford failed. Said First Lady Jenny Sanford: “Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay. … Continue reading →

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Monday, April 27, 2009 Maine Sen. Susan Collins, a supposedly moderate Republican who fumed about pandemic funding in health care spending in exchange for her support of a watered-down version of the President Obama’s stimulus bill staunchly said: “Does it … Continue reading →

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Antigay Bigot and Former eBay CEO, Meg Whitman, Makes it Official

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Monday, February 9, 2009 Anti-gay marriage supporter and former eBay CEO, Meg Whitman, officially submitted her paperwork to run for California governor, according to the Sacramento Bee. “The move by the billionaire businesswoman sets up what’s expected to be an … Continue reading →

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