I Love the Smell of Republican Cannibalism

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Poor Mitt Romney. You know you’re fucked when a fellow Republican violates Reagan’s 11th Commandment: “Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley (R), quoted by the AP, and calling on Mitt Romney to release his tax returns:

“If you have things to hide, then maybe you’re doing things wrong. I think you ought to be willing to release everything to the American people.”

Mitt Romney has begrudgingly agreed to release just two years tax returns.

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11 Responses to I Love the Smell of Republican Cannibalism

  1. Vivzz says:

    Mitt Romney can release sex tapes of he and Ann doing the Mormon nasty and it won’t help him. He’s a terrible candidate and the American people are smart enough not to risk electing a flip-flopper who stands for absolutely nothing except his own personal, financial gain. Once 2012 is over, Mitt and Ann can shuffle off to the Cayman Islands, never to be seen again for all I care. Obama 2012, all the way!

  2. Joe in Colorado says:

    Republican cannibalism. ROFL!

  3. Bill Hussein O'Reilly says:

    Republican cannibalism smells putrid, it has the stench of Nancy Reagan’s dentures first thing in the morning and Richard Nixon’s unwashed truss.

  4. stradella says:

    Why on earth would any sane person vote for Mitt Romney?

    If you’re part of the 1% and think he will somehow lower your tax rate, or if you hate gay people and believe he will push the anti-gay marriage equality ban, or if you are philosophically opposed to the Affordable Care Act.

    These are the only reasons I can come up with for supporting him.

  5. Eric Equality Kuntz says:

    Let’s not forget.

    Mitt Romney donated $10,000 of his own, ill-gotten gain to NOM (National Organization for Marriage) to help pass California’s homophobic Proposition 8. That mess is still winding its way through the state court system and will likely remain there for another decade.

  6. TOM339 says:

    Romney won’t release more than two years of tax statements because he has something to hide.

    I mean, a man with $100 million in an IRA has money all over the place. He’s a lot like John McCain who came back from Vietnam and married a rich beer heiress. When McCain was asked how many houses he owned, he couldn’t answer. “I;ll have someone get back to you on that.”

    These aren’t just the 1%. They’re the uber-elites.

  7. fran says:

    Mitt says “Trust me”. His response, when asked if he committed a Felony by fudging dates when he was out of Bain, in SEC reports, was “Obama said he would not play dirty politics”… not ” I am not guilty & I can prove it”. Someone call a Waaa-mbulance for Mitt!

    Clean politics for Mitt= sanitized lies?

  8. The Real Adam says:

    Apparently, George Will is the latest conservative to let Romney have it between the eyes over his mysterious off-shore bank accounts and refusal to release taxes to the general public.

    Romney is probably the worst candidate the GOP could chose to oppose President Obama. My gut tells me they know it but now they’re stuck with him and all they can do is watch from the sidelines as Mitt runs them into the ground.

  9. Jim says:

    What a great, and accurate, ad for the Mitt!!! Where can I secure a copy for my office wall?

  10. feminazi says:

    The number of conservatives calling Mitt Romney on his Bain/tax-return bullshit is growing. There appears to be no love lost in the conservative ranks for Romney. He might not be the smartest guy around but you would think he would have addressed the very same issue that arose when he ran against the late Sen. Ted Kennedy for US senate and lost by a wide margin?

  11. Marburg says:

    “I’ll show you mine, you show me yours.” Penis or tax return? Tell us, Mitt?

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