Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Anyone familiar with this blog knows I’m a HUGE fan of New England Patriot tight end Rob Gronkowski. How can you not love an NFL player who says he wants to take Tim Tebow’s virginity?
Here we have the “Gronk” in all his masculine splendor. Nekkid and proud in ESPN’s fourth annual edition celebrating the athletic form.
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Yowza, yowza, yowza.
I would be “nekkid and proud” too if I had his body. Stunning!
The symmetry of Gronkowski’s body is similar to a mathematical equation. He’s a perfect looking man both dressed and undressed. Too bad he can’t play football undressed. The audience would be big.
Gronkowski’s Grindr profile: “Likes to fuck. Anything.”
S.P.E.C.T.A.C.U.L.A.R.
Don’t get any ideas Abbey Peripatetic. The Gronk is mine — all mine.
Abbey and Rachel – Cool your jets, girls. Gronkowski belongs to moi.
I have mixed feelings about this picture.
No question Gronk has a killer body but why the snarl? The guy has a great smile and the snarl makes him look asshole-ish when he’s anything but an asshole.
The guy has a great smile and the snarl makes him look asshole-ish when he’s anything but an asshole.
I could make him smile.
One word to describe The Gronk?
Hot!
You know what else? Rob Gronkowski has brothers and all of them are hot. Not as hot as Rob but definitely worth a look. Great cover, ESPN and thank you for posting it, Christopher.
Well, if this football career doesn’t work out, Rob Gronkowski has a future in porn. He would be a welcome addition to the best and hottest.
This is one, hot, NFL player.
I love Gronkowski’s take on the phony-baloney Tim Tebow. Tebow is so full of shit and it takes a fellow NFL player to not bow down to the Great Cardinal Timmy!
Maybe Gronkowski will reward his fans with a peen pic sometime? Fingers crossed.
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