Monthly Archives: November 2011

Obama Flip-Flops, Legalizes Horse Slaughter for Human Consumption

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011 Consider this my epiphany regarding President Obama. I will not vote to reelect him on November 6, 2012. Not a loaded gun pointed directly to my head could not compel me to vote to reelect this … Continue reading →

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BOMBSHELL: Georgia Woman Claims 13-Year Affair with Herman Cain

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Monday, November 28, 2011 Ginger White Claim a 13-Year Affair with Herman Cain Bombshell Alert! An Atlanta businesswoman has come forward claiming she has been involved in a 13-year-long affair with the Godfather of Pizza and Tea Party darling Herman … Continue reading →

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Pakistan Says Enough to President Obama’s Assassination Drones

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Sunday, November 27, 2011 After suffering an seemingly endless barrage of civilian and military deaths courtesy of President Barack Obama’s assassination drones, Pakistan has finally said enough, announcing on Saturday that supply routes used by U.S.-led troops in Afghanistan would … Continue reading →

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Curiosity Departs Earth for Mars

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Saturday, November 26, 2011 Curiosity, the world’s largest extraterrestrial explorer, successfully departed earth this morning for Mars. Curiosity will travel a distance of 354 million miles arriving on the red planet in approximately 8 1/2 months or next August. Curiosity, … Continue reading →

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Black Friday Shopper Pepper Sprays Customers

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Friday, November 25, 2011 A Wal Mart shopper was so hysterical to protect her Black Friday booty that she shot pepper spray at shoppers to keep them from the merchandise she wanted. Twenty people suffered minor injuries, authorities said. The … Continue reading →

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Police State: Cops Kill Deaf, Mentally Disabled Cyclist

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Friday, November 25, 2011 Scotland Neck, SC cops killed an elderly and mentally disabled male cyclist after they demanded he stop by blasting him with a Taser stun gun. His apparent failure to obey the cops cost him his life. … Continue reading →

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Did Rep. Michele Bachmann Leak Classified Intelligence?

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 Last night’s Republican debate — the ninth so far, was by any measure a snooze fest of regurgitated idiocy. However, there was one exception to this assessment and it came courtesy of Rep. Michele Bachmann. The … Continue reading →

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SHOCK POLL: Obama Losing to Romney by 10 Points in New Hampshire

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 Bloomberg polling reports President Barack Obama is losing to Mitt Romney in New Hampshire, a state he carried in 2008 and one that has been a swing state in recent presidential elections. Obama trails Romney among … Continue reading →

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Tweety Turns on Obama: ‘There is no Peace Corp, Nothing to Root For, Is This It?’

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Monday, November 21, 2011 The love affair between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over. In this video, Matthews tells anchor Alex Witt that Obama has failed to tell the American people why they should vote for him. “I … Continue reading →

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Michelle Obama and Jill Biden Booed by White Trash NASCAR Fans

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Sunday, November 20, 2011 First Lady Michelle Obama and Jill Biden were booed at the Homestead-Miami Speedway Sunday. They were there to Grand Marshal the final races of the NASCAR Sprint Cup and to raise support for a White House … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry’s Funds Have Dried Up Like a West Texas Tumbleweed

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Friday, November 18, 2011 TX Gov. Rick “I’m a Prophet” Perry famously told his flock to pray for rain to ease the state’s relentless drought. But drought is the least of his troubles. Apparently, Perry’s campaign lacks the money to … Continue reading →

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Obama Administration Denies Asylum to Gay Saudi Diplomat

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011 Sword-Wielding Guards Stand Ready for Ahmad Ali Asseri’s Return to Saudi Arabia Our “fiercest advocate” has gone astray. Wait a minute? Was President Barack Obama ever our fiercest advocate to begin with? Probably not. The Jerusalem … Continue reading →

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Alegbra Made Him Horny

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011 Paul A. LaDuke Jerked Off in Class While Teaching His class, Police Report When you’re a 75-years old man, who needs Viagra to make things work when you’ve got algebra? NBC Chicago reports: Paul A. LaDuke, … Continue reading →

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Hillary Gets Her Laugh On at a Pair of Macademia Nuts

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stars in the funniest video of the week. At the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum in Honolulu, a mystery man wearing only a tiny loin cloth sprinted behind her. Hillary howls … Continue reading →

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Herman Cain Comes Down with a Bad Case of Stupiditis

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Monday, November 14, 2011 Herman Cain’s raison d’être isn’t U.S. foreign policy. The Republican presidential candidate and Tea Party darling could not answer a straight forward question about Libya from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel editorial board on Monday. “President Obama called … Continue reading →

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Herman Cain Hears Voices

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Saturday, November 12, 2011 The Godfather of Pizza, Herman Cain, says God convinced him to run for president. National Journal reports Cain said: “I prayed and prayed and prayed. I’m a man of faith, I had to do a lot … Continue reading →

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A Village in Texas Is Missing an Idiot

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Thursday, November 10, 2011 It only took 53 seconds for TX Gov. Rick Perry to kill his presidential campaign. Perry suffered from another severe case of brain freeze on stage last night at the ninth Republican presidential debate in Michigan, … Continue reading →

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Latest Herman Cain Accuser Described As: “Very Reliable”

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011 Karen Kraushaar Says Herman Cain Sexually Harassed Her in the Workplace Today, Karen Kraushaar joined the growing crowd of women — the second to go public in the past 24 hours, to report she was a … Continue reading →

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