Monthly Archives: June 2011

Rep. Michelle Bachmann’s Husband: “Gays are Barbarians Who Need to Be Educated”

Thursday, June 30, 2011 Rep. Michelle Bachmann isn’t the only member of the Bachmann family bringing the crazy. Hubby, Dr. Marcus Bachmann, who runs a Christian counseling center that gives advice to parents worried their kids might be gay says, … Continue reading

Posted in Dr. Marcus Bachmann, Homophobes, Kooks, Michelle Bachman, Minnesota, News | Tagged , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Dateline NBC’s Chris Hansen Busted for Cheating on Wife

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 The old adage says people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. This is especially true for network television personalities who play morality cop. The NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports Dateline NBC’s Chris Hansen was busted for … Continue reading

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Michelle Bachmann has the Spirit of a Serial Killer

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 Republican Rep. Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann compared her spirit to that of John Wayne, who she says is from Waterloo, IA. Bachmann’s problem is, the John Wayne from Waterloo isn’t the legendary movie actor but the … Continue reading

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America, Meet Your Newest Terrorist Threat

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 Meet the TSA’s latest victim. A 95-year old woman, battling leukemia, was traveling from Florida to Michigan with her daughter, Jean Weber, to live with family members before moving into an assisted living facility. The TSA … Continue reading

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First Alien Encounter ‘Within Twenty Years’

Monday, June 27, 2011 Andrei Finkelstein, director of the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Applied Astronomy Institute, offered this intriguing prediction: humanity will encounter alien civilizations  within the next two decades. Finkelstein said: “The genesis of life is as inevitable as … Continue reading

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Cheney More “Evolved” than Obama on Gay Marriage

Sunday, June 26, 2011 With New York becoming the sixth state state to legalize same-sex marriage, and President Obama’s handlers saying his position on the subject is “evolving,” I thought this would be a perfect time to compare and contrast … Continue reading

Posted in Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, Marriage Equality, New York, News, Politics, President Barack Obama | Tagged , , , , , , | 13 Comments

New York Becomes the 6th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

Friday, June 24, 2011 New York on Friday became the sixth state to legalize same-sex marriage. By a vote of 33-to-29, including four Republicans, the New York state senate approved marriage equality. Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed the new marriage equality … Continue reading

Posted in International News, LGBT Rights, Marriage Equality, New York, News | Tagged , , , , | 17 Comments

The World’s Largest Natural Breasts

Friday, June 24, 2011 Please meet Annie Hawkins-Turner, better known by her pseudonym Norma Stitz. Ms. Stitz, from Atlanta, GA is sporting size 102ZZZ breasts. That’s a staggering 3.5 feet of natural cleavage. Each one weighs a backbreaking 56 pounds. … Continue reading

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House Votes “No” on Continuing Obama’s Libya War

Friday, June 23, 2011 By a whopping 295-123 vote on Friday, the U.S. House voted down a measure giving President Obama the authority to continue U.S. military action against Libya. The 295-123 vote represents a stinging repudiation of the commander … Continue reading

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Texas DMV Considers Confederate Flag License Plate

Friday, June 24, 2011 Gov. Rick Perry must be serious about running for president and he intends to win the KKK wing of his party. The Texas DMV is considering a new license plate that would feature the Confederate flag. … Continue reading

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Obama Hides Behind Conservative Argument of States Rights to Define Marriage

Thursday, June 23, 2011 The increasingly irrelevant President Obama discussed the New York marriage equality bill while attending a LGBT DNC fundraiser Thursday night. He hid behind the cowardly, conservative argument of states rights is the definition for marriage. It’s … Continue reading

Posted in DINO Democrats, Gay Marriage, LGBT Rights, News, Politics, President Pootie Tang | Tagged , , , , , | 14 Comments

Romney-Rubio a 2012 Dream Ticket?

Thursday, June 23, 2011 Most agree freshman Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) will be on at the top of every Republican presidential nominee’s short list for vice president. Stephen Moore writing in the Wall Street Journal says his contacts in Mitt … Continue reading

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House Vote Friday on Cutting Off Funds for Obama’s Illegal Libyan War

Thursday, June 23, 2011 The U.S. House is expected to vote Friday on cutting funds for President Obama’s illegal and unconstitutional Libyan war. Still being drafted, the measure would ban funding for U.S. participation in combat missions such as drone … Continue reading

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Obama’s Afghanistan Troop Withdrawal Coincides with the 2012 Election

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 President Obama delivered a primetime address tonight from the White House and announced he will bring home 10,000 U.S. troops from Afghanistan by the end of the year and, 23,000 more by next summer. The troop … Continue reading

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CREW Files Ethics Complaint Against Sen. David “Diaper Boy” Vitters

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 The brilliant and glamorous Melanie Sloan of CREW has filed an ethics complaint against Sen. David “Diaper Boy” Vitters. CREW, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington has asked the Senate Select Committee on Ethics to … Continue reading

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Sen. John McInsane (R-AZ) Says Illegal Immigrants Set Wildfires

Monday, June 20, 2011 Sen. John McInsane (R-AZ), the guy who dumped his first wife to marry a wealthy beer heiress, now claims illegal immigrants are responsible for some of the wildfires in Arizona, ABC News reports. McInsane said: “They … Continue reading

Posted in John McCain, Kooks, Politics, Religious Nutcases, Southwest Loon Watch, Xenophobes | Tagged , , , , , | 12 Comments

Poll: Majority says U.S. Involved in Too Many Foreign Conflicts

Monday, June 20, 2011 Warrior Obama, who has continued and even escalated his predecessor’s wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as launch two new wars, including an illegal war in Libya and a covert operation in Yemen, is out … Continue reading

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Miss Lindsey Graham Screams “Shut Up” about Libya

Sunday, June 19, 2011 Miss Lindsey Graham (R-SC) appeared on NBC’s “Meet the Press” and screamed: “Congress should sort of shut up and not empower Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi.” Miss Lindsey took exception to the growing chorus of Congressional critics … Continue reading

Posted in International News, Libya, Miss Lindsey Graham, News, Republican Scoundrels | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments