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Monthly Archives: February 2011
The View from My Window
Wednesday, February 23, 2011 Is this paradise? Nah, it’s Palm Desert, CA. Our forecast high today is 70.’
California Here We Come!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011 After five long years in New York, we’re finally on your way back home to California! The drive is approximately 2,500 miles and will take 4 to 5 days. Since we don’t need to be in … Continue reading
Obama’s Obsession with St. Reagan Goes Back to 2004
Saturday, February 12, 2011 President Pootie Tang’s obsession with Saint Reagan isn’t new. According to a nauseating anecdote reported by NPR at outgoing White House press secretary Robert Gibbs’ farewell press conference, Pootie Tang referred to himself as “The Gipper,” … Continue reading
Posted in News, President Pootie Tang, Ronald Reagan
Tagged News, President Pootie Tang, Ronald Reagan
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Straight, Married, GOP Rep. Chris Lee Whores Himself on Craigslist
Wednesday, February 9, 2011 Here we go again. A fresh Republican sex scandal. No, it’s not Republican Speaker John Boehner. This time, it’s Rep. Christopher Lee, the Upstate New York Republican who was vehemently opposed to repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t … Continue reading
BREAKING: Keith Olbermann Joins Current TV
Tuesday, February 8, 2011 Say hello to Keith Olbermann. He will join Current TV and I have the details. Keith Olbermann, the acclaimed broadcaster and political writer whose verbal pyrotechnics and moral passion have outraged, informed, and dazzled viewers of … Continue reading
Huffington Post’s New AOL Overlord is a Republican Donor
Tuesday, February 8, 2011 Arianna Huffington just can’t say no to wealthy Republicans. The Huffington Post’s new AOL overlord is a major Republican donor said to one “the most conservative people around.” Huffington Post readers are already worried about the … Continue reading
President Pootie Tang as Jesus Christ
Monday, February, 7, 2011 “When I wake in the morning, I wait on the Lord, and I ask Him to give me the strength to do right by our country and its people. And when I go to bed at … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, News, Politics, President Pootie Tang, Religious Hypocrites
Tagged Christianity, News, Politics, President Pootie Tang, Religious Hypocrites
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Bette Davis on Saint Reagan
Saturday, February 5, 2011 Bette Davis on Ronald Reagan: “Jane Wyman divorced him because he was a bore.” Happy 100th Birthday, Ronnie!
Posted in News, Republican Douchebags, Ronald Reagan
Tagged News, Republican Douchebags, Ronald Reagan
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President Pootie Tang Most Polarizing Since Eisenhower
Friday, February 4, 2011 A new Gallup survey finds President Pootie Tang is the most polarizing presidents in half a century. Pootie Tang’s approval ratings in 2010 showed a staggering 68 point gap between the percentage of Democrats who approve … Continue reading
Posted in News, President Pootie Tang, Worst President Ever
Tagged News, President Pootie Tang, Worst President Ever
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The Lone Wolf
Friday, February 4, 2011 Like father, like son. Libertarian-leaning Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) is known in the House as a frequenter lone dissenter on bills and his son, freshman Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), voiced the only “nay” vote on a … Continue reading
Posted in Aviation, Libertarians, News, Rand Paul, Republican Nutcases
Tagged Aviation, Libertarians, News, Rand Paul, Republican Nutcases
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BOMBSHELL: John Boehner Fingered in Sex Scandal
Thursday, February 3, 2011 BOMBSHELL! Speaker of the House Republican John Boehner is at the center of a sex scandal involving at least two different women. The National Enquirer reports: Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about … Continue reading
Bush’s Poodle Says Mubarak is “Courageous and a Force for Good!”
Wednesday, February 2, 2011 There are times you read comments from politicians and just shake your head in utter disbelief. This is one of those times. Bush’s poodle, AKA, Tony Blair, the former UK Prime Minister, departed company with the … Continue reading
Posted in Egypt, International News, News, Poodle Blair, Rightwing Lunatics, Tony Blair
Tagged Egypt, International News, News, Poodle Blair, Rightwing Lunatics, Tony Blair
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Gloria Vanderbilt’s Son Hit in the Head by Pro-Mubarak Protesters
Wednesday, February 2, 2011 Gloria Vanderbilt’s son, CNN’s Anderson Cooper, was hit in the head at least 10 times by pro-Mubarak protesters in Cairo. The always stylish, intrepid reporter, Cooper escaped to the roof of a nearby building, where he … Continue reading
Carol Moseley Braun is One Crazy Heffa
Wednesday, February 2, 2011 Carol Moseley Braun has always been a colorful character. And in a race for mayor of Chicago that has been dominated by Rahm Emanuel’s disputed eligibility to occupy a place on the ballot, Braun hit the … Continue reading
The Most Disliked People in Sports
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 A poll by Encino, Calif.-based E-Poll Market Research shows these sports figures are the most hated. Polling choices were limited to active players, coaches, owners or commentators, with a 10% minimum awareness score. Scores represent the … Continue reading
Not-Jenna Now a Spokesperson for Gay Marriage
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 In another example of what I’m calling the post-Will and Grace generation, Barbara Bush, daughter of Pickles and the Motherfucker from Midland, supports gay marriage and is now a spokesperson for the Human Right Campaign’s New … Continue reading
