Monthly Archives: January 2011

Malawi to Make Farts Illegal

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Monday, January 31, 2011 The African nation of Malawi is set to make farts illegal and ruling is causing a stink. According to a piece in the UK Daily Mail Newspaper: The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders … Continue reading →

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MSNBC Ratings Drop Post-Keith Olbermann

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Sunday, January 30, 2011 It looks like MSNBC is paying a big price in the ratings department after summarily firing Keith Olbermann. MSNBC rushed to replace “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” with the “Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell” at 8PM. O’Donnell, … Continue reading →

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Obama WH Tweets about Hoops as Cairo Burns

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Saturday, January 29, 2011 Tough game on the road, but Nova is very beatable if the guards shoot well RT@pfeiffer44 gtown-nova. What’s your confidence level? Seriously? First, we had to suffer the embarrassment of our nitwit Vice President Joe Biden … Continue reading →

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NOM’s Maggie Gallagher Weighs in on Anal Sex

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Friday, January 28, 2011 Maggie Gallagher, the founder of the National Organization for Marriage, which she created to oppose gay marriage, weighs in on anal sex. It remains a mystery how the morbidly obese Gallagher would know anything about anal … Continue reading →

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Why Does President Obama Hate Registered Nurses?

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Friday, January 28, 2011 In a recent article, TIME Magazine reports President Barack Obama is looking to the late, anti-labor Ronald Reagan as his role model. It appears to be true. The National Nurses United (NNU) is sharply critical of … Continue reading →

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Pentagon to Troops: The Gays are Coming!

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Thursday, January 27, 2011 Pentagon leaders will roll out a plan Friday to train the military services have about three months to face the new reality: the gays are coming! The plan, they said, will outline the personnel, recruiting and … Continue reading →

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China to Merge Nine Cities into One Mega City of 42 Million people

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Thursday, January 27, 2011 China, with 1.3 billion people, roughly a quarter of the world’s population, has begun an ambitious plan to merge together the nine cities that lie around the Pearl River Delta. The “Turn The Pearl River Delta … Continue reading →

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Ted Haggard Never Had “Sex Sex” with That Male Escort. Got It?

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011 Ted Haggard, the disgraced former televangelist tells GQ Magazine we’ve got it all wrong. He never actually had sex sex with the male escort that led to the demise of his Bible-thumping career. Got it? HAGGARD: … Continue reading →

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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Sleeps Through SOTU Address

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011 While President Obama was spared the hostile presence of Supreme Court Justices Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia who did not attend last night’s State of the Union address, their colleague, 77-year old Justice Ruth … Continue reading →

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Taco Bell Hit with Lawsuit, Claims Beef is “Meat Mixture”

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011 Have you ever eaten a Taco Bell beef taco only to find yourself explosively gassy and even running for the toilet within minutes? The reason could be you didn’t get beef in the first place. According … Continue reading →

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Rahm Emanuel Kicked Off Ballot in 2-1 Appellate Court Decision

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Monday, January 24, 2011 Mayor-apparent Rahm Emanuel? Not so fast. Rahm Emanuel was kicked off the ballot for mayor of Chicago in a 2-1 appellate court decision, striking a stunning blow to the front runner in the race for mayor … Continue reading →

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Why is Former Congressman Bob Barr Advising Baby Doc Duvalier

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Sunday, January 23, 2011 Former U.S. congressman Bob Barr, is advising Jean-Claude “Baby Doc” Duvalier how to unlock frozen funds in Swiss banks after Duvalier fled to France amid a 1986 rebellion. Baby Doc Duvalier “is very interested in trying … Continue reading →

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Keith Olbermann Out: Comcast In

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Saturday, January 22, 2011 Less than a week after the FCC and the U.S. Department of Justice approved the merger of conservative media giant Comcast and NBC, MSNBC abruptly fired Keith Olbermann. With two years remaining on his four-year, $30 … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin’s Husband, Todd, Caught in Sleazy Sex Scandal

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Friday, January 21, 2011 BOMBSHELL! Mama Grifter’s husband, Todd Palin, is caught in a sleazy sex scandal with a female massage therapist who was subsequently busted for prostitution. The National Enquirer broke the sordid sex story which has the potential … Continue reading →

Posted in Fresh Republican Sex Scandal, News, Republican Hypocrites, Sarah Palin, Tea Party, Todd Palin | Tagged , , , , , | 26 Comments

Two Suns for Earth by 2012?

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Friday, January 21, 2011 It looks like earth could be in for a once-in-a-lifetime visual treat. According to Dr Brad Carter, Senior Lecturer of Physics at the University of Southern Queensland, Betelgeuse — the second biggest star in the universe, … Continue reading →

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‘The Ballad of Sarah Palin’ by Lady Bunny

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Thursday, January 20, 2011 This is a riot! Enjoy. NSFP (Not Suitable for Palinites.)

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John F. Kennedy Ranked No. 1 Modern President

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Tuesday, January 20, 2011 50 years ago today, John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the 35th president of the United States According to the annual Gallup survey, Mr. Kennedy is the highest-rated modern president, and no surprise, Richard M. … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin’s Approval Drops in Latest Poll

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011 Ten days after the Tucson massacre which resulted in Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords being shot in the head, as well as the deaths of US District Judge John Rolls, it looks like Sarah Palin’s favorable ratings have … Continue reading →

Posted in McCandy, News, Rich Bitches, Sarah Palin, Tea Party | Tagged , , , , | 21 Comments