Monday, October 26, 2009
I love the Republican party. Plumb out of ideas and energy and lacking a viable front runner to dangle in-front of the American electorate, and with as little as 20% of registered voters checking the box marked “GOP,” enter ethically-challenged, former House Majority Leader Newt Gingrich.
With 1,107 days until the Nov. 6, 2012 General Election, Gingrich, who engineered the 1994 Republican revolution leading to huge election victories in both houses of Congress with the so-called Contract with America, before quitting a mere four years later, after becoming the first Speaker of the House in history to be forced to pay a $300,000 penalty for ethics violations, and who shut down the Federal government because his little ego was hurt when the president was rude to him during a ride on Air Force One, and who left his first wife as she lay in a hospital bed recovering from cancer, and who carried on an affair behind his second wife’s back while leading the crusade to impeach Bill Clinton over a blowjob, recently told a C-SPAN host:
“Callista and I are going to think about this in February 2011. And we are going to reach out to all of our friends around the country. And we’ll decide, if there’s a requirement as citizens that we run, I suspect we probably will. And if there’s not a requirement, if other people have filled the vaccum, I suspect we won’t.”
Well, I’ll give Newt this: he’s one shameless son-of-a-bitch. Almost as shameless as Sarah Palin.
9 Comments
+ at 12:29 pm
Shameless is right. Newt Gingrich is becoming the perennial Republican candidate for president. I have a hunch he and Palin may hook-up on the same ticket in 2012. Imagine that freakshow?
+ at 12:35 pm
No F-ing way?
These Republicans are like a virus. You can’t get rid of them. No matter what happens, they keep coming back to haunt humanity.
+ at 1:31 pm
2012 can’t get here fast enough.
+ at 2:28 pm
The Contract on America was shameful. Can’t Newt take up lawn bowling in his golden years or somethng?
+ at 3:38 pm
Is there anyone remotely sane in the GOP?
Pardon the rhetorical question.
+ at 4:43 pm
The old gasbag couldn’t get elected dog catcher…not in a million years will he ever be president.
+ at 5:58 pm
Newt is nothing but a small amphibian. He’s dreaming…or hallucinating.
+ at 7:03 am
Newt is an emotionally immature, fat, pig, who shut down the government because he didn’t get the seat he thought he deserved on Air Force One. Talk about a Freudian field day. I just know he’s packing all of 3 inches and that’s on a good day!
+ at 10:27 am
I hope he runs. Sure will be funny to watch the talking hairpieces never dish any factual dirt on the reptile.