Wednesday, January 21, 2009

CNN’s Larry King was phoned by Ryan Seacrest yesterday during Seacrest’s 102.7 KIIS radio program in Los Angeles to get his opinion on the election of America’s first African American president, when King suddenly blurted out:
“In 10 years we’ll have a what, a lesbian.”
Ah, maybe 8 years, Larry. Listen to the audio file HERE. It’s a riot!



I love lesbians.
Let’s the Arabs have their 14 virgins. When I die, my idea of heaven is a cloud with covered with lots of hot lesbian babes going at it. Blondes, red heads, brunettes, every race, just hot girl-on-girl action.
Bill Hussein O’Reilly – You can always be counted on to be a damned pig. Funny, but a pig none the less. What the hell is it with straight guys and lesbians? I just don’t understand it. Every guy I’ve ever known gets a boner at the thought of two girls together.
I think Larry King had a stroke. He just gets stranger and stranger.
ROFLMAO! I think we just had a glimpse of Larry King’s Fantasy USA.
Larry King is like 80 and he’s married to some little goldigger about half his age he met at a cocktail bar in Las Vegas. Mrs. Larry King said in an interview she has plans to be a Country Western singer. I’m telling you, you can’t write this stuff. Plus, she was in the news recently for drug addiction!
Too funny.
Well, Larry King is from the Russ Meyers generation.
As a teenager he probably pleasured himself looking at picture of women in underwear in the Sears catalog.
vicodaniel1987@yahoo.com
We nearly had a lesbian president: Hillary Clinton.
Isn’t Larry King’s 30th-something wife named Bree?
I’ve seen pictures of them together in magazines and she looks like Larry King’s grand daughter.
In fact, I think he has grown kids from earlier marriage who are older than his current wife.
LMAO
Chances are Larry won’t be around for that election.
What a funky remark ! The old coot.
A lesbian president? Yeah, I’m definitely down with it. But NOT Hillary.
To Rachel, I have no answer. Het guys like the picture of two women having sex. It’s universal in my travels. Now just keeping it real, do you enjoy the thought of two guys together?
If so, how is this any different?
Well, bless his heart.
The old guy is trying to be inclusive. It has to be a bitch for someone from Larry King’s generation to see the world transform.
I remember Larry King when he was on the radio from Washington DC. I know, I’m dating myself but I thought he was much better back then. Now, not so much. But I do enjoy it when he has Kathy Griffin on as a guest. She keeps him on his old toes.
Idaho Librul,
King’s wife’s name is Shawn. She’s an insect head and totally screwed up. Check out this article.
The “skinny” on Larry King’s wife
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/30/2008-06-30_the_skinny_on_larry_kings_wife.html
Now that Larry King’s wife, Shawn, has checked into rehab, friends are hoping she’ll start eating again.
“She looked like a walking skeleton at the ‘Indiana Jones’ screening at Paramount,” said one observer. “She’s emaciated.”
Crueler sources likened her to a “lollipop” with a “stick body.”
Last week, Shawn Southwick-King sought medical assistance for an addiction to painkillers. King’s spokesman denied reports she suffers from depression or anxiety. But a confidante told us: “She’s really unhappy. Larry is very controlling. He barks at her in public. She always keeps a smile plastered on her face — but she is really unhappy.”
Did Ryan Seacrest come out of the closet yet?
Ryan Seacrest is gay? I always thought so.
If I had to choose between Larry King and Ryan Seacrest as a TV host, I would take Larry King anyday.
Ryan Seacrest is a star fucker.
His ambition is much greater than his talent or ability. He’s like Madonna: Seacrest believes he’s a legend. Honey, he ain’t shit.
I don’t think Larry King is a homophobe and I think he tries to keep up with the world but hey, let’s keep it real. He’s old — very old.
Back in his day, gays were queers and women were broads and Frank and Dino ruled Vegas.
I personally don’t like Larry King, just like I don’t like half the cast of “60 Minutes”, if you are in your late 80s or older it’s time to retire with grace.
Anderson Cooper does a much better show and CNN would do well to remove King and put Cooper in his time slot.
The post and all the comments here are funny!
@Arizone Leatherneck— men on men action does nothing for the het woman
As a gay man I love man-on-man action.
Woman-on-woman action grosses me out. Sorry but I’m just keeping it real.
I think Larry’s suspenders are on too tight.
Regards,
Tengrain
Christopher – Where do you find this stuff?
Really funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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I’m a woman who loves men, and I love watching men have sex with each other. My honest belief is that any man is just a few drinks away from a bisexual experience. I love it when I hear straight guys talk about their experiments with friends when younger, it’s so hot!!
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