Thursday, June 5, 2008
Please meet Maxi Mounds. Ms. Mounds got herself listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having purchasing the biggest fake boobs in the world.
The size of these behemouths? Try 36 Triple M.
Someone will have to explain two things to me:
1. What makes the Guinness Book of World Records so damned important?
2. Why would a woman do this to her body?
33 Comments
+ at 2:21 pm
I’m gay so I’ve got nuttin.’
+ at 2:22 pm
Maybe she’s an old childhood friend of Pamela Anderson and she’s trying to make her jealous? All I know is my back hurts just looking at them. Guys don’t realize how heavy monsters like this are to carry around.
+ at 2:24 pm
The real question is, how much did she pay? Anything less than $1,200 and she got a bargain.
+ at 2:25 pm
I think I’m in love. Call me, Maxi.
+ at 2:31 pm
I knew a girl built like Maxi in the Navy.
She was immediately assigned to Search and Rescue because she could float and she would never sink. She saved a number of drunk Ensigns who fell overboard. I wonder what happened to her?
+ at 2:33 pm
Blame our crazy celebrity culture. Everyone wants to be a star and they crave attention. Watch TV and everything is ranked: the top ten this and the top 100 that. It makes no sense to me.
+ at 2:38 pm
Why would a woman do this to her body?
Economics.
Maxi could go to Las Vegas and work as a dancer and make more than a Congressman. In ten years, she can have them removed and retire.
+ at 2:40 pm
1. The Guiness Book is simply the Bible when it comes to records.
2. Money.
+ at 2:49 pm
I bet Maxi Mounds shows up on the FOX Business News channel.
Murdock loves his blonde foxes to sit provocatively before the camera and read the news for his predominantly white, straight, male viewers.
In fact, before long Ms. Mounds will probably begin subbing for Billo on Friday’s.
+ at 2:51 pm
Gross.
Gross.
Gross.
But very funny. Thanks for posting something non-political.
+ at 2:58 pm
Bada Bing Bada Boom!
+ at 3:13 pm
I don’t think this woman is looking for work in corporate America with those things.
In fact, I doubt that many companies would hire her and if they did, could she get health insurance?
I think this is a stupidly vain surgery to either open the door to stripping or to please a spouse or both.
+ at 3:19 pm
I Google’d her name and found out the following:
Maxi Mounds has her own Wikipedia page. She’s a:
- nude model.
- a stripper.
- a porno actress.
- is from Long Island, NY.
- wears a US size 61MMM bra.
And I was ready to “ass”-ume she is from Texas?
+ at 3:22 pm
My gayness prevents me from thinking anything other than “Ew, boobies! Gross!”
+ at 4:32 pm
1. It’s an amusing reference book, and it makes good bragging points for those who manage to get into it.
2. Above the neck, she’s not much to look at, and below the waist she’s pretty generic. She must have felt she had to do something to attract attention.
+ at 6:46 pm
Nobody — I repeat NOBODY — has better website graphics than you, Christopher.
Just scrolling down the latest photos has me rolling on the floor with laugher. Thanks!
+ at 7:17 pm
I second Winnie H. Props, Dude. This is a riot. I have never seen anything like your graphics. There as good if not better than Boing Boing.
+ at 7:51 pm
eww.. I think one of ‘those’ probably weighs more than I do!
Ingrid
+ at 8:35 pm
The doctor who did it should have his license revoked.
+ at 10:30 pm
I bet the same doctor who did this procedure also gave Michael Jackson his non-nose. I mean come on, what happened to the Hippocratic Oath? This isn’t enhancement, it’s mutilation.
+ at 11:56 pm
At least she’ll never sink.
+ at 8:10 am
5 bucks says NOONE ever looks her in the eyes.
+ at 9:51 am
Now I admit that I don’t know a whole lot about human physiology but what I wish someone would explain is how on earth can you get your skin to stretch that far out?
Is there no limit to the elasticity of human flesh?
+ at 10:47 am
If I weren’t gay already, I would be after looking at his visage.
Yuck!
+ at 1:32 pm
Sorry cuz,
They come bigger than that,Norma Stitts 72zz,natural.If you go to Maxi’s site they come bigger than her,not that I keep up on those things “wink ” “wink”.Seriously I know nothing about it.
+ at 3:21 pm
Kid,
Old girl Norma Stitts titties are REAL. Her rack is GOD given.
Maxi Mounds titties are fakes. She is carrying around sacks of saline.
+ at 4:05 pm
You boys sure are experts when it concerns breasts. I look at that picture and my back hurts and my mind begins to calculate the cost of plastic surgery to remove about 80% of the girth. Trust me, this Maxi Mounds woman is out of her mind to do this to her body. Once she has hem removed the skin will be so stretched that she will need tissue reduction surgery.
+ at 11:15 am
She certainly paid a lot of money to keep men from looking at her face.
But I still saw it so maybe she needs to spend more.
+ at 3:55 pm
why in the hell would somebody wanna fuck up their body like that? why take what God gave you and mess it up? I hope she chokes on her nipple in her sleep.
+ at 3:46 pm
I bet it’d be hard to sleep with ‘em
+ at 10:55 pm
You’re all a bunch of hippocrates.I’d love for her to bend over me on all 4’s while I’m lying helplessly prone on my back,& pass those things over my face..s-e-v-e-r-a-l times..s-i-g-h.
+ at 2:23 am
Hey, you men seem to LIKE oversized boobs like that-she’s just giving you what you want-and in return, you idiot men are probably paying for everything she has, from tampax to oversized bras for those monsters to her Jaguar!! I was never so glad to have small ones than when I saw those ugly mounds of useless tissue she’s lugging around!
+ at 10:33 am
she is hot that is all i have to say