Thursday, April 10, 2008
What the hell is the reflection in Dick Cheney’s shades? An alien held captive at Area 51? A secret military biological experiment of a human/alien hybrid? His devil grandson born to daughter Mary?
Knowing Cheney, the mind boggles.
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Some poor creature held captive at Area 51 makes sense to me. After all, Cheney digs secrecy and all things military. He probably goes to Area 51 to eat alien meat.
David – Alien meat? Oh, that’s so wrong but such an accurate assessment of Darth Cheney. The reflection in those sun glasses is really other worldly. I’ve never seen anything like that.
I vote for Mary Cheney’s devil son. That broad had to be knocked up by her devil father.
Wow, man. How did you get your hands on this picture?
The men in dark blue suits are careful to scrub clean anything like this picture that can reveal the true identity of Dick Cheney and the rest of the people who run the world.
Great stuff, Chris.
It’s the rarely seen image of Lynne Cheney without her humanoid mask. Few have seen her true visage before this picture. The Cheneys are from another planet.
Chris – Dr. Zaius has a theory, and further breaks down the image in the glasses.
http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-arent-always-what-they-seem.html
Dick Cheney is an alien!
What a great post this is. Oh those pictures, holy crap too much.
Come on, Fran. Everyone knows that Cheney is a diabolically-programmed biomechanical construct designed to wreak maximum carnage. Alien. Pshaw!
HA! Mary Cheney’s devil baby.
Brutal and so accurate.
That is one, freaky ass image. I have always hoped to see an alien and now I think I have. Somehow I’m not surprised it involves Cheney.
It’s the rarely seen image of Lynne Cheney without her humanoid mask.
I knew it. I knew it.
Nothing human about the Cheney clan.
It looks like that funny lobster guy on Futurama! Definitely an alien lifeform of some kind…
Thanks for the link, Unconventional Conventionist!
It pays to read Zaius. Some Apes are more equal than others!
Definitely alien.
the aliens have avoided earth because they loath bush and cheney so much. aliens are much smarter than us
Hey I too support the fact that cheny is doing some weird stuff but damn dude at least look around before you make a decision. this is a link to a high resolution picture of the same topic picture… click on high resolution under the picture
gawker.com/378357/cheneys-glasses-reflect-terrifying-truth
urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/04/11/whats-that-in-dick-cheneys-sunglasses.htm
this is the link not the other link on the last post