Bush’s outgoing brain, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove is looking for payback against some students at American University who had the tenacity to show him their asses.
Back in April, Rove gave a speech before the university’s College Republicans, meeting when some protestors frightened Karl by throwing their sandals at his car. But now, arrest warrants have been issued by the Secret Service for the protestor who traumatized Rove by mooning him.
From the DCist:
On Friday, Gardner and the rest of the group were notified by AU’s Dean of Students that the Secret Service has issued warrants for their arrest. Details are scarce because nobody seems to know what the fuck is going on and we couldn’t get the Dean on the phone on a Sunday, but Gardner and presumably all the others are being charged with crossing a police line and disorderly conduct.
Who knew Fat Fuck Karl Rove was such a delicate little thing who could be pushed over the edge of sanity by exposure to American ass?
14 Comments
+ at 6:19 am
Maybe the bloated moralist was angry he couldn’t fondle their body parts, as there were too many to choose from.
+ at 6:27 am
Rove wants someone to screw over before he supposedly leaves his self-appointed office.
+ at 6:32 am
Too bad the Secret Service didn’t tell Rove to go jump off a cliff. Instead, they kowtowed to him like slaves to their Massa. Even out of office, this jerk has the ability to turn the Secret Service into marrionettes.
+ at 7:21 am
What an asshole. Listen, you put out negativity, you get negativity. The Secret Service should have told him they have better things to do.
+ at 7:52 am
No one should be surprised to see Karl Rove direct the Secret Service. After all, this is the architech of the stolen 2000 presidential election, so what’s a few arrests by some vocal anti-Bush protestors by contrast?
+ at 7:58 am
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+ at 8:15 am
I have a knuckle sandwich with sissyboy Rove’s name on it, if he’s man enough to come and fetch it. Just say when, Karl.
+ at 10:31 am
Notice that no one ever tries to pop these bastards? Back in history, it seemed relatively easy to get assassinated, for relatively petty reasons. There may be a couple of reasons why that isn’t happening now:
1. The ones doing the killing were in government, and not radicals, like historians and other dupes are fond of telling us.
2. The public are just too dumb-downed and apathetic anymore to bother, and enjoy their slavery.
I suspect both are true, but number one seems most likely. Anyway, I like the knuckle sandwich idea, followed up with a good machine-gunning.
*The thoughts and views of this maniac do not necessarily represent those of this blog’s author.
+ at 11:21 am
Herr Roverer is just mad because his leather slave escaped and none of the other delectable “high-knees” offered to take his place.
+ at 11:31 am
Karl Rove is a big fat loser. If those kids are arrested for directing their their asses at delicate Karl, then Karl should be strung up or beheaded for his crimes against humanity.
+ at 1:51 pm
Off with his fat fuck head!
+ at 4:56 pm
Come on, he’s having the S.S. pick them up to bring back to his place in the hope that they will do a repeat and private performance.
Personally, I believe 99% of Rep males are homosexual. Not there’s anything wrong with that because there’s not.
What’s wrong about it is that they hate themselves so much they’d rather live in absolute misery than be honest.
I can’t stand people who deny who they are. If you like the Klan, be a man and admit it. If you like other men, have the balls and self respect to say so.
+ at 9:15 pm
Rove is a sick little man. He always gets his jollys bullying kids, women, the ill, etc.
+ at 1:57 am
It’s called Karma, Karl, and wait till you can’t subpoena Big Steve and Bubba in the joint when they get to know your pasty, lunar surfaced ass in a personal way.